My Brain is Fried

I am started to get quite irritated with myself. I am living life, taking in all the special moments. Be they funny, cute, sad, maddening. I think to myself often, "Oh, I can write about this on my blog!" So what happens when I sit down to write? I can't remember a damn thing! WTF! I really think I am too young for Alzheimer's. I am not some bumbling dimwit. So why can't I remember?

My theories:

1. My life is so boring it is not worth remembering.

2. I am so busy cluttering up my brain with remembering appointments, football games, class schedules, bus schedules, etc. that there is no room left for the other stuff.

3. I am only really motivated to remember things if they are going to be on a test.

4. I/O Error-it either gets lost going in or it goes in but then can't find it's way out.

5. Insert your theory here.

Yeah, so if I ever remember anything interesting, I be back to write again...if I can remember how to get here, that is. ;-)